Redneck Woman

Just came across this little gem on Michelle Malkin's site and thought it was only fitting to repost my altered lyrics to Gretchen Wilson's anthem to middle American women.

Sarah Palin for VP? Hell, yeah!






Here's my version of this awesome song in honor of the 2008 Election:

Redstate Woman
by Daria DiGiovanni

Well I ain't never
Been the Steinem type
No I can't swig that sour Kool-Aid
I'd rather drink in the truth all night
In a small town or a shooting range
Or on at an NFL tailgate
I've got posters on my wall of Thatcher, Reagan and Newt
Liberal gals look down on me
But I don't give a rip
I'll give birth to as many kids as I see fit


Cause I'm a redstate woman
And I ain't no metropolitan broad
I'm just a product of good values
And I say "God bless America"
And I’m proud of my country all year long
And I know all the words to every patriotic song
So here's to all my sisters out there puttin’ their country first
Let me get a big "USA!” from the redstate girls like me
USA! USA!



Hope and Change Well that fluffy talk is real nice
And I could’ve bought into the victimhood the Dems have been sellin’ for a price
And gaze vapidly
Just as vapidly As those Obamabots on TV
No I don't need no Chicago messiah to make my life complete
You might think I'm racist
To reject the Obama bore
But in my neck of the woods
It's just common sense, no more
Hey I'm redstate woman
And I ain't no metropolitan broad
I'm just a product of good values
And I say "God bless America”
And I’m proud of my country all year long
And I know all the words to every patriotic song
So here's to all my sisters out there puttin’ their country first
Let me get a big "USA!” from the redstate girls like me
USA! USA!