Redstate Woman

With apologies (and kudos) to the very talented Gretchen Wilson, here's a fresh take on her hit single, "Redneck Woman" in honor of Sarah Palin and the women who love her:

Well I ain't never

Been the Steinem type

No I can't swig that sour Kool-Aid

I'd rather drink in the truth all night

In a small town or a shooting range

Or at an NFL tailgate

I've got posters on my wall of Thatcher, Reagan and Newt

Liberal gals look down on me

But I don't give a rip

I'll give birth to as many kids as I see fit

Cause I'm a redstate woman

And I ain't no metropolitan broad

I'm just a product of good values

And I say "God bless America"

And I’m proud of my country all year long

And I know all the words to every patriotic song

So here's to all my sisters out there puttin’ their country first

Let me get a big "USA!” from the redstate girls like me

USA! USA!

Hope and Change

Well that fluffy talk is real nice

And I could’ve bought into the victimhood the Dems have been sellin’ for a price

And gaze vapidly

Just as vapidly

As those Obamabots on TV

No I don't need no Chicago messiah to make my life complete

You might think I'm racist

To reject the Obama bore

But in my neck of the woods

It's just common sense, no more

Hey I'm a redstate woman

And I ain't no metropolitan broad

I'm just a product of good values

And I say "God bless America”

And I’m proud of my country all year long

And I know all the words to every patriotic song

So here's to all my sisters out there puttin’ their country first

Let me get a big "USA!” from the redstate girls like me

USA! USA!