Godzilla from Wasilla
And the lefties are just a bunch of crushed Toyotas and downed power lines littering the streets of Tokyo!
Based on Rich Lowry's reader's limerick, we could also go with:
The Thrilla from Wasilla
PS: The embed link
I immediately thought of the classic Reagan ad "Bear in the woods", except in this case it's a bunch of effete lawyers trying to dig up dirt in Alaska, not Russian bears:
They better be careful not to tick off the wrong frontiersman...