Sunday, September 7, 2008

Doug Giles: If Bill Clinton Could Juggle Five Chicks, Sarah Palin Can Manage Five Kids

And liberals accuse conservatives of not having a sense of humor. Hah!

Y’know, there’s nothing worse than having a woman hand you your own testicles in a fight. And that’s exactly what Palin did to the Jobama ticket Wednesday night at the RNC. She verbally dismembered their party’s petty personal smears about her family, her “lack” of experience, and the flaming liberal’s vapid platform—and she did it in stilettos with a big grin on her face.
It was like watching a leopard bat around a gazelle just before eating it.

Yep, Palin not only appeals to my conservative roots but she’s not a butt ugly eyesore like the goggle-eyed, nerve grating, unfunny, chunky Marxist chicks the lunatic left jams in our faces. Yes, I am that shallow. But Jesus loves me anyway.

This column kind of reminds me of an email that floated around a couple of years ago, a pictorial side-by-side comparison of leading Republican and Democrat women. Our side featured incredibly attractive females like Laura Ingraham, Monica Crowley, Michelle Malkin and Laura Bush. Their side featured -- well -- Helen Thomas, Hillary Clinton, Janet Reno and Ruth Ginsberg. I'll leave it to the reader to draw their own conclusions.

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