Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Yeah, baby!

Sarah Palin Facts!

Some entries (go to the linked site for much, much more):

  • Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.
  • @moveableHype - Queen Elizabeth II curtsied when she was introduced to Sarah Palin
  • @RichardMahoney - Sarah Palin’s image already appears on the newer nickels
  • @JonBurg - Fox is starting a new reality show… when Sarah Palin Attacks
  • @Rammi - Sarah Palin wants you to LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!
  • @JonHenke - Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List
  • @lagonmorph13 - Sarah Palin as VP increases Depends sales among scatalogically frightened Democrats
  • @RogHaak - Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin bout
  • @arratik - When Sarah Palin attends ritual blood orgies, she always brings the most delicious ambrosia salad
  • @robertgorell - To prep for her role as Tracy Flick in “Election,” Witherspoon spent the ‘98 seal clubbing season with Palin
  • @jstueve - Ben Linus does Sarah Palin’s bidding
  • @aefoley - Jesus has a bracelet that says, “WWSPD?”
  • @coreyclayton - Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience
  • Also @coreyclayton - Sarah Palin can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves!
  • @jtoeman - in the original version, He-Man had the power of Sarah Palin, but the writers felt this would make him way too powerful
  • @mayjah - Sarah Palin can keep a Twitter meme going on and on like a rave kid on X.
  • @KurtLuidhardt - Sarah Palin was not flown to Ohio in charter jet- she ran as part of morning workout.
  • @johntabin - N. Alaska is sunny half the year and dark half the year because Sarah Palin needed the reading light, then wanted a nap

Bring you more later since this thing shows no signs of stopping…

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