Some entries (go to the linked site for much, much more):
- Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.
- @moveableHype - Queen Elizabeth II curtsied when she was introduced to Sarah Palin
- @RichardMahoney - Sarah Palin’s image already appears on the newer nickels
- @JonBurg - Fox is starting a new reality show… when Sarah Palin Attacks
- @Rammi - Sarah Palin wants you to LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!
- @JonHenke - Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List
- @lagonmorph13 - Sarah Palin as VP increases Depends sales among scatalogically frightened Democrats
- @RogHaak - Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin bout
- @arratik - When Sarah Palin attends ritual blood orgies, she always brings the most delicious ambrosia salad
- @robertgorell - To prep for her role as Tracy Flick in “Election,” Witherspoon spent the ‘98 seal clubbing season with Palin
- @jstueve - Ben Linus does Sarah Palin’s bidding
- @aefoley - Jesus has a bracelet that says, “WWSPD?”
- @coreyclayton - Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience
- Also @coreyclayton - Sarah Palin can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves!
- @jtoeman - in the original version, He-Man had the power of Sarah Palin, but the writers felt this would make him way too powerful
- @mayjah - Sarah Palin can keep a Twitter meme going on and on like a rave kid on X.
- @KurtLuidhardt - Sarah Palin was not flown to Ohio in charter jet- she ran as part of morning workout.
- @johntabin - N. Alaska is sunny half the year and dark half the year because Sarah Palin needed the reading light, then wanted a nap
Bring you more later since this thing shows no signs of stopping…