Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Even the sportswriters want in on the Palin commentary

Bill Conlin, Brooklyn-born Philly sportswriter (how's that for a painful sports one-two?) offers this:

Vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin was a top athlete. Alaska's governor was skilled at hoops, was a Triple A sled-dog racer and is the best shot since Annie Oakley. She also is said to be fond of burgers made of moose meat. In 1912, Teddy Roosevelt split from the Republican Party and founded the Bull Moose Party. Maybe Sarah Palin will found the Eat Moose Party.

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